Okay, no toads were hurt in shooting this photosession: it was an
actor toad. No, we did not EVER hurt any toads, rats, mice, or
Siberian Dwarf Hamsters whilst cheese racing. And I further admit,
cheese racing has never admitted Jeff Gordon into its ranks: even
cheese racing has its limits.

There, I take it back. Now can I move away from that five Dube knife
cascade, Ms Mouse?

Sir Balthazar
who reminds us to not judge the extent of the wound by the size of
the entrance hole.

My dear Sir B.

I ask again, how is it that one so opposed to cheesracing still has pictures
posted of him winning cheesracing events. Hmm, methinks thou dost protest
too much.

It is a bit suspicious; don't you think?

--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, wrote:
> My dear Sir B.
>
> I ask again, how is it that one so opposed to cheesracing still has
pictures
> posted of him winning cheesracing events. Hmm, methinks thou dost
protest
> too much.
>
> It is a bit suspicious; don't you think?


I show that I am not a sore loser, that I have indeed tasted the wine
of victory and not just the sour grapes of defeat. And though I may
hate the abomination of cheese racing, I still love those who still
partake in such. What else can one do?

And yes, should the occasion arise that I might win back converts to
its opposition, I will once again take the gridiron with my Kraft
well in hand.

Herein I draw inspiration - Titus 1:15
Sir Balthazar

Sounds like a sport I can get behind if it holds to standards such as
these!! LOL!
Lone Pony

<<<<<<<< into its ranks: even cheese racing has its limits.>>>>>>>>>


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> I ask again, how is it that one so opposed to cheesracing still
has
pictures
> posted of him winning cheesracing events. Hmm, methinks thou dost
protest
> too much.
>
> It is a bit suspicious; don't you think?

I need to clarify, here. Sir Balthazar won ONE heat. He was elated
at that moment; cheeseracing was suddenly the greatest thing since
sliced cheese, thus the charming smile in the photo. But that was
the last cheeseracing victory he won - he has lost every other
cheeseracing he has competed in since.

We could be charitable and say it is enough to turn anyone against a
sport, but the truth is I am disappointed at the sour milk attitude
he is showing here. When he starts exploiting cute animal pictures
to win others over on this anti-cheeseracing crusade of his, I say
he has gone too far. Yes, I know he apologized for that, and I
applaud him for that, at least.

Remember, until you have seen the square pillows inflate for
yourself, you can't know the thrill of the sport. Vote today to
show your support!!

-Jugglermouse

It makes sense that only cheese could win a cheese racing event, so
unless you're referring to pictures of Sir B(lue Cheese), I don't see
how this would apply.
--Buzzard

--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, wrote:
> My dear Sir B.
>
> I ask again, how is it that one so opposed to cheesracing still has
pictures
> posted of him winning cheesracing events. Hmm, methinks thou dost
protest
> too much.
>
> It is a bit suspicious; don't you think?

I'm still hoping to see pics of you with slabs of the golden stuff
strapped to the soles of your shoes. :-))

catbead

--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "Sir Balthazar"
wrote:
> And yes, should the occasion arise that I might win back converts to
> its opposition, I will once again take the gridiron with my Kraft
> well in hand.
>
> Herein I draw inspiration - Titus 1:15
> Sir Balthazar